Craig R. Brittain for US Senate – Make America New Again!

It's over! Nobody listens to techno, now let's go. ... See MoreSee Less

Kanye West couldn't handle a softball interview with Tim Pool, there's no way he can be President or even Mayor. Just facts. ... See MoreSee Less

Begin Twitter General Amnesty now, Elon Musk! ... See MoreSee Less

"Actually, people are only mad at Balenciaga because of Putin, man!" - Joe Biden ... See MoreSee Less

I have the beard and the chihuahua, so I make the rules. ... See MoreSee Less

In 3 days Elon Musk will free all suspended Twitter accounts, including mine. ... See MoreSee Less

Happy Indigenous Foods Day. ... See MoreSee Less

What the actual hell, PETA? ... See MoreSee Less

On July 4th, 1776, a bunch of unhinged traitors led an insurrection against a nation divinely chosen by God.Their orange leader, George Washington, compelled them to commit this act of treason. Enough is enough. It's time to investigate July 4th and arrest those responsible via a J4 commission. Signed, the British Empire, King George, and Nancy Pelosi (who attended the original J4.) ... See MoreSee Less

"We are catching many fish, all the biggest fish. You will tell me you are tired of fishing and I will say deal with it!" ... See MoreSee Less

Don't eat Stolen Sand. ... See MoreSee Less

"Give me safety from mean posts online or I'm gonna curl up in the fetal position and cry!" - Woke Patrick Henry ... See MoreSee Less

Don't forget to share this list of Joe Biden's accomplishments with your Uncle at Thanksgiving. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Twitter to offer General Amnesty and unsuspend all accounts not engaged in criminal activity. ... See MoreSee Less

This tweet has aged so very poorly and in rapid time. ... See MoreSee Less

Without the Federal Government your Thanksgiving dinner and everything else would cost up to 20 times less. ... See MoreSee Less

Congratulations to Lia Thomas on becoming a 2 sport athlete. ... See MoreSee Less

Today's episode of "Let's test your theory." ... See MoreSee Less

Today Fauci, who still exists, will give a final briefing before leaving government. He should already be in prison! ... See MoreSee Less

Mark Kelly said Democrats don't understand the border. There's just one problem. He voted with them on border issues 100% of the time. ... See MoreSee Less

And you wonder why this keeps happening... ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Juanita Broaddrick and Marjorie Taylor Greene reinstated to Twitter. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Jay Leno released from hospital. ... See MoreSee Less

No one should be banned or limited on social media, if people don't want to see it there is a block button. ... See MoreSee Less

I am told the copyright reporting system on Twitter no longer works, which is the single biggest free speech victory so far. ... See MoreSee Less

CBS stopped using Twitter for all of 23 hours. Very bold and brave. ... See MoreSee Less

Did you forget that today is Joe Biden's birthday? Well, so did he. ... See MoreSee Less

The media is trying so hard to make the FTX people pretty. ... See MoreSee Less