Craig R. Brittain for US Senate – Make America New Again!

Nothing of value was lost. Abolish Government Education. ... See MoreSee Less

Praise the Sun. ... See MoreSee Less

Schemes last for so long, getting robbed by your mom. ... See MoreSee Less

Not all heroes wear capes. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Trump will not be arrested today. ... See MoreSee Less

Totally normal headline here. ... See MoreSee Less

Bernie told you that the cost of Big Macs wouldn't go up. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Protestors sit outside Manhattan Court for hours, DA Alvin Bragg doesn't come out to make a statement. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Federal Judge rules that social media companies have engaged in censorship. ... See MoreSee Less

This is your 74th final warning. If you don't give us money, we will issue a 75th final warning. ... See MoreSee Less

A fun opportunity to get our kids excited about reading. ... See MoreSee Less

Not the Babylon Bee. ... See MoreSee Less

Don't let the 96% of Congress that votes for the NDAA every year convince you that they are about peace and nonviolence. Resign first, warhawks. ... See MoreSee Less

We will win by making our enemies experience everything we have endured by any means necessary. ... See MoreSee Less

Woke American Priorities. ... See MoreSee Less

How Democrats feel about the Iraq War is how they really feel about Joe Biden. ... See MoreSee Less

If Americans had a dollar for every photo of Joe Biden staring blankly out of a window, it really would be the best economy in world history. ... See MoreSee Less

Abolish government education. ... See MoreSee Less

Government took the person you were supposed to marry, the job you were supposed to have, and the lifestyle you were supposed to enjoy. But together, we will abolish government. ... See MoreSee Less

All of my favorite movies are over 2 hours in length. Try making the movie good, and then talk about the duration. ... See MoreSee Less

Letitia James and Alvin Bragg should both be arrested. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Second American Revolution likely to officially begin on Tuesday. ... See MoreSee Less

Natural Law is the only valid law. All governments are illegitimate. ... See MoreSee Less

This is the future feminists want. ... See MoreSee Less

In 1993 this was strange, in 2023 it's pretty normal. ... See MoreSee Less