Craig R. Brittain for US Senate – Make America New Again!

BREAKING: WWE sues Sam Smith for copying steel cage, demon, and bad dancing. ... See MoreSee Less

The holiday won't celebrate itself. ... See MoreSee Less

The Daily Mail doesn't know who Bonnie Raitt is. ... See MoreSee Less

Grammy Award winner for Album of the Year and star of the new Bigfoot remake by Mindy Kaling, Harry Styles. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Jello chooses new spokesperson Lizzo, replacing Bill Cosby. ... See MoreSee Less

The Grammys are so fake that the top award winner didn't even show up. If you aren't watching, Beyonce isn't either. ... See MoreSee Less

New York Times, reporting the important stories that their subscribers care about. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Deflation expert Tom Brady hired to Biden Administration to prevent new balloon events. ... See MoreSee Less

"Oh no, the spy balloon is back!" - Joe Biden, seeing the moon. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING, literally. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: China Spy Balloon has information on Hillary Clinton and Jeffrey Epstein. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Democrats replace Iowa with South Carolina as the first state in their Presidential Primary. They want Joe Biden out! ... See MoreSee Less

After September 11 we had two wars, ten new federal agencies and over 80 trillion in spending to protect our airspace. None of it stopped a 500 dollar balloon. Abolish government. ... See MoreSee Less

Pitch: Powerball, but the winner gets to remove the spy balloon from China. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Elon Musk wins tweet liability lawsuit. ... See MoreSee Less

Oh no, not again. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: White House cancels Blinken's trip to China, marking the first time a single balloon has ever stopped an entire circus. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Ilhan Omar voted off Foreign Affairs committee. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil selected as Joe Biden's new top economic adviser. ... See MoreSee Less

They are still trying to make the Tyre Nichols tragedy about racism even though anyone with eyes knows better. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Joe Biden's economy is so good that he doesn't even need an economic adviser! ... See MoreSee Less

Hakeem Jeffries is here to tell you to stop laughing at that joke. Don't do it. Why are you laughing? ... See MoreSee Less

Nancy Pelosi endorsed Adam Schiff, and less than an hour later she says her endorsement applies only if Dianne Feinstein doesn't run. ... See MoreSee Less

Early Frontrunner for Wokest of the Year. Imagine using a funeral for your political agenda. ... See MoreSee Less

Nikki Haley might become President of the United Nations, but not President of the United States. ... See MoreSee Less

It's that time of year again. ... See MoreSee Less

Kanye Napping ... See MoreSee Less

Build Back Better: Ferrari Edition. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: The FBI is searching another of Joe Biden's homes as you read this. ... See MoreSee Less

The Admissions Clause of the Constitution was written so that Kentucky could separate from Virginia and become its own state. ... See MoreSee Less