Craig R. Brittain for US Senate – Make America New Again!

Chris Christie/Lizzo 2024.I mean 2024 lbs. ... See MoreSee Less

Woke Target's losses are expected to climb to $14 Billion today. ... See MoreSee Less

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BREAKING: Elizabeth Holmes will be in prison today. ... See MoreSee Less

Unfortunately CNN. ... See MoreSee Less

Stealing from socialists and communists is not only justified, but righteous and good. ... See MoreSee Less

Replace Kevin McCarthy with an actual Speaker. ... See MoreSee Less

The feelings of some come at the real expense of others, and that is why Revolution is the only answer. ... See MoreSee Less

Listen to these words from a local necromancer. ... See MoreSee Less

You're one in a million, and you know it shows/and we love you. ... See MoreSee Less

Ask and ye shall receive. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Images emerge of violence at Target. ... See MoreSee Less

Take that, Kelly Clarkson. ... See MoreSee Less

Sad to inform you that Florida has banned the book I haven't written or printed yet from schools. Media, please promote this claim so I can sell more copies. ... See MoreSee Less

When the ice cream is too cold and goes straight to your brain. ... See MoreSee Less

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BREAKING: George Floyd has officially been clean and sober for three years. ... See MoreSee Less

Ukraine just posted a new military video. Oddly, their military seems to lack diversity, feminism and LGBTIA2SXYZLMNOP representation. ... See MoreSee Less

Dianne Feinstein didn't resign herself. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Ron DeSantis announces that Onion Rings are better than French Fries. ... See MoreSee Less

Even Tom Cruise can't get a date. ... See MoreSee Less

This is a real Biden campaign email that I received today. ... See MoreSee Less

"Hell yes we're going to buy back your Bud Light." - Beto O'Rourke ... See MoreSee Less

Taxation is theft, but also racism. Finally something woke was actually correct. Abolish the IRS. ... See MoreSee Less

The next time I open up to someone/It'll be my own fault ... See MoreSee Less

I regret to inform you that journalism is journalisming again. ... See MoreSee Less

Does anybody even really have a clue, who they really are? ... See MoreSee Less

"Not in this lifetime or the next," she said. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: NAACP claims Florida is hostile to Floridians. ... See MoreSee Less

New law against crime, same as the old law against crime but in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS so criminals know they have to OBEY THE LAW. ... See MoreSee Less