Craig R. Brittain for US Senate – Make America New Again!

It's all Mike's fault. ... See MoreSee Less

Michael Avenatti 2044.That's when he gets out of prison. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Oxford declares that the word of the year is two words, Goblin Mode. As opposed to the two words of the year, Made in America. ... See MoreSee Less

Here's some good news to brighten your day. ... See MoreSee Less

Fact checkers, is this photoshop? ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: OPEC rejects Joe Biden's demands, again. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: After seeing the success of Twitter and CNN layoffs, New York Times employees decide to self-layoff. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Large number of Americans stop pretending to care about soccer. ... See MoreSee Less

Elon Musk forever defeated the "private platform" defense tonight. The government is dictating the terms and the suspensions on social media. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Elon Musk to release Hunter Biden documents in one hour. ... See MoreSee Less

Don't show this photo to Kanye West or Alex Jones. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Kanye West suspended from Twitter. NOT Breaking: Kanye West's mind suspended from reality. ... See MoreSee Less

Jim Carrey still hasn't kept his promise to move to Canada, and he's from Canada. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: CNN begins mass layoffs. ... See MoreSee Less

It's over! Nobody listens to techno, now let's go. ... See MoreSee Less

Kanye West couldn't handle a softball interview with Tim Pool, there's no way he can be President or even Mayor. Just facts. ... See MoreSee Less

Begin Twitter General Amnesty now, Elon Musk! ... See MoreSee Less

"Actually, people are only mad at Balenciaga because of Putin, man!" - Joe Biden ... See MoreSee Less

I have the beard and the chihuahua, so I make the rules. ... See MoreSee Less

In 3 days Elon Musk will free all suspended Twitter accounts, including mine. ... See MoreSee Less

Happy Indigenous Foods Day. ... See MoreSee Less

What the actual hell, PETA? ... See MoreSee Less

On July 4th, 1776, a bunch of unhinged traitors led an insurrection against a nation divinely chosen by God.Their orange leader, George Washington, compelled them to commit this act of treason. Enough is enough. It's time to investigate July 4th and arrest those responsible via a J4 commission. Signed, the British Empire, King George, and Nancy Pelosi (who attended the original J4.) ... See MoreSee Less

"We are catching many fish, all the biggest fish. You will tell me you are tired of fishing and I will say deal with it!" ... See MoreSee Less

Don't eat Stolen Sand. ... See MoreSee Less

"Give me safety from mean posts online or I'm gonna curl up in the fetal position and cry!" - Woke Patrick Henry ... See MoreSee Less

Don't forget to share this list of Joe Biden's accomplishments with your Uncle at Thanksgiving. ... See MoreSee Less