Craig R. Brittain for US Senate – Make America New Again!

BREAKING: National Alert. ... See MoreSee Less

The next Speaker of the House. ... See MoreSee Less

Julian Assange for Speaker of the House. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: After declining the job 3 times, Jim Jordan announces he WILL run for Speaker of the House. ... See MoreSee Less

Trump voice: I call him Kevin McDonald's Ice Cream Machine because he only worked for a few hours every 5 months. ... See MoreSee Less

This is real. ... See MoreSee Less

The next Speaker of the House WILL be a Republican. ... See MoreSee Less

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BREAKING: NY Judge rules that Trump can only speak after using the phrase Mother May I or else the case starts all over on the next day. ... See MoreSee Less

Old MacDonald had some latin. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Missing 9-year-old Charlotte Sena found and safely returned home. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Matt Gaetz has filed to end Kevin McCarthy's term as Speaker of the House. ... See MoreSee Less

Fox News keeps getting better and better every day, as seen here. ... See MoreSee Less

Arrest Kevin McCarthy, Arrest Jamaal Bowman, Arrest Hakeem Jeffries, Abolish Congress. ... See MoreSee Less

The joy is that Megan Rapinoe is finally leaving. ... See MoreSee Less

Jamaal Bowman reportedly engaged the building's alarm system to delay a vote. ... See MoreSee Less

The 21 Republicans who voted against stopgap funding are the only people in Congress who aren't completely corrupt. ... See MoreSee Less

The Starbucks upcharge PETA is protesting is 70 cents. ... See MoreSee Less

They can find who got 2pac but can't find the Epstein Client List. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: God imposes Term Limits on Dianne Feinstein. ... See MoreSee Less

The Undertaker sure changed a lot since the last time I watched wrestling. ... See MoreSee Less

They said I could be anything so I became Birdman. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: City of Philadelphia announces shoplifters will not be arrested as long as they yell Trick Or Treat. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Joe Biden announces that he has freed Martin Luther King Jr. from North Korea. ... See MoreSee Less

Finally some good news from the Washington Post. ... See MoreSee Less

Justin Trudeau next, please. ... See MoreSee Less

Every day more people recognize Revolution is the only way to reclaim everything the government has stolen from us. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: 50 million Powerball tickets join GOP Debate, adding to list of things losing money with no chance to win. ... See MoreSee Less

Facebook will replace all reactions with the laugh reaction for Kamala Harris Day on October 20th. ... See MoreSee Less