Craig R. Brittain for US Senate – Make America New Again!

BREAKING: Greta Thunberg announces pregnancy with Andrew Tate. The baby will be gender neutral, carbon neutral and a total alpha. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Starbucks announces they will make coffee. ... See MoreSee Less

Pizza saves. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Revolution is now imminent. Prepare for true freedom in New America. ... See MoreSee Less

Craig R. Brittain ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Jacob Chansley released from federal prison. ... See MoreSee Less

Government exists solely to ruin relationships, families, media, culture, economy and society. Abolishing government will restore the natural order almost instantly. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: Marvel introduces new superhero Cyborg Spider-Woman. ... See MoreSee Less

No one should pay taxes. But if you make less than 100,000 a year, you should already not be paying taxes. ... See MoreSee Less

Today's manufactured outrage article. ... See MoreSee Less

Everyone is saved, Madonna is here! Said no one ever. ... See MoreSee Less

Even the Daily Beast, owned in part by Chelsea Clinton, knows. ... See MoreSee Less

If you do not support the privatization of all government functions including police and military, you support communism. It is that simple. ... See MoreSee Less

These crimes always happen when Joe Biden's approval rating is at its lowest. What a mysterious coincidence. ... See MoreSee Less

Ban Assault Ice Cream. ... See MoreSee Less

We alone must create New America by winning the Second American Revolution. It cannot happen soon enough. ... See MoreSee Less

When we abolish government control of police and military, these crimes will no longer happen. ... See MoreSee Less

Equality! ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: ATF spends millions of dollars and sends 16 agents to investigate a local store in Georgia. Abolish the ATF. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING: ANTIFA no longer wants to remove historically offensive statue after counterprotestors put dress on it and announce its new pronouns. ... See MoreSee Less

Old books need to be reread, not rewritten. ... See MoreSee Less

They said the quiet part out loud. ... See MoreSee Less

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Any organization $31 Trillion in debt is long overdue for repossession. ... See MoreSee Less

Congratulations to the Las Vegas Aces, who now have 15 fans, up from 14 last year. ... See MoreSee Less

The Second Amendment is DTF. (Defending The First.) ... See MoreSee Less

Ukraine isn't boosting Joe's approval ratings anymore, so now we are in Syria. ... See MoreSee Less

BREAKING. ... See MoreSee Less